Resolutions ‘06

1.Get married. Already my resolutions are better than yours.
2. See if I can pass myself off as a faun with a clever combination of brown paper packages, an umbrella, and public nudity.
3. Learn to puff myself out like a blowfish when danger arises. Or squirt ink like an octopus… Although that one might not [...]

Resolutions ‘05

Here are my New Year’s Resolutions from last year. I’ll be working on this year’s soon. Soon enough, Peter Rabbit.
1. Watch The Lord of the Rings all the way through. I tried yesterday but only made it halfway through The Two Towers before suffering an intense seizure and waking up in rural Kentucky.
2. Start referring [...]

Happy Christmas

I almost died on the highway driving home after dropping Thea off tonight. A car in the next lane over swerved to avoid the person in front of them who braked suddenly… and I was in the way. Just minding my own own business. I had to quickly pull into the slushy [...]

Christmas Time Is Here

For some reason I’m so tired I can barely keep my eyes open. Maybe my body isn’t used to working every day. And then there was the Eaton Center debacle from yesterday. Thea and I shopped for four hours in the busiest mall in the world.
Christmas shopping almost done. Consumerism in [...]

King Kong

Thea, Dan, AJ, and I saw King Kong yesterday. Half of us liked it.
I thought it was a pretty good movie. The giant monkey was amazing. The story was ridiculous and fun. There were some slow parts but some really exciting parts too.
Thea and AJ didn’t like it. And for [...]

Steed of Satan

This is an email I wrote when I first moved into Wycliffe more than a year ago. It’s based on true, unexaggerated events. I’m posting it because Dan asked me to and I’d do anything for Dan.

OK. So I’m about to get ready for bed. So I’m naked. And I [...]

Essentially Craptastic

As I was getting into bed tonight I had a flashback to when I lived at Wycliffe last year. I’m not sure why…
I loved my room at Wycliffe. It was big and it was old and private and mine. Living with my parents doesn’t quite have the same feel. At Wycliffe [...]

Two-Legged Dog

Finished school for the semester.
This is a hilarious video. I hope it works for you guys. You guys being the two people that read this blog.
I bumped into Joey at Wycliffe. He openly mocked me for having blog. Openly mocked. He placed his thumb on his nose and wiggled the [...]

Nikolas & Thes

I had a dream I was Frodo and I was in Sauron’s house. It was quite nice, actually. Very spacious.
There’s a snow storm coming. Which is great. White Christmas. Except I’ll be out there shoveling tomorrow. Then I have to get to work in the afternoon.
I’m supposed to be [...]

Last Christmas

I remember last Christmas really well… so it seems weird that another one is already upon us. Can a whole year really have gone by… I ask the Internet.
Last Christmas was the first Christmas Thea and I spent as a couple. Which is a weird thought since it feels like we’ve been together [...]