Last Lap

In a week I’ll be on my honeymoon with my wife. I’ll look back and remember that a week before I had been sitting in my musty, hot room pounding away at a keyboard trying to get my thesis finished. And I’ll laugh and laugh. Unless I haven’t finished my thesis by [...]

Who Wants To Watch This With Me?

My Last Saturday As A Single Man

Sarah sent me a quote from a song I believe entitled “Wear Sunscreen” but originated as a newspaper column by columnist Mary Schmich. Anyway, I think everyone knows it but I thought I’d reproduce it here for you cause I really like it. And it seems appropriate for the whole life-changing thing I’ve got [...]

I’m Getting Married In One Week

Hep A

Sounds like a phrase that the cool kids use. “That was Hep A, dog.”
I got some shots today. The doctor promised me that they wouldn’t make me feel sick. I feel sick. The Hepatitis A shot was expensive. Apparently I could have gotten it for free if I’m having sex [...]

Just In Case…

… you’re attacked by a bear.  I’m comforted that one has to decipher whether the bear is attacking you because it wants to eat you or if it’s just angry before deciding the best way to react.  “You seem to be chewing my face without actually swallowing anything.  I guess you’re not killing me because [...]

Big For My Britches

Lots of people linking to my blog because I’m getting married soon. Really really soon. It will be nice when I can write about something else. But it’s hard not to think about it. Because I’m getting married. In nine days. That’s really soon. At this point we [...]

I Have The Runs

How’s that for a title? I guess it’s appropriate for a Craptastic. But it’s certainly not fun. I got some salmonella in my system from Swiss Chalet in Grade One. The subsequent antibiotics succeeded in killing the harmful bacteria as well as messing with the good bacteria and my system never quite [...]

Roll Over Beethoven

Jazz version of Moonlight Sonata.

Full of mystery… and botulism

I found an extremely weird comic strip.