Waiting

I’ve been getting a lot of hits regarding Kate. I think the best source for info is Paul’s site, listed on the left and linked in the last post. And in this one.
We were supposed to go bowling with church folk yesterday evening, but opted to drive into Toronto to spend some time [...]

Husbands and Wives

My worst nightmare is getting a phone call that something has happened to my wife.
It wrenches my heart to think of the suffering Paul is going through over his wife, Kate, who was in a terrible car accident on Thursday night.
I’ve known Paul since Grade One, when he invited me to come over to his [...]

Gibberish

As I mentioned previously, the car was making funny sounds so I dropped it off at Canadian Tire today.
I just got a phone call from the mechanic.  Apparently the mcscruffer is rubbing against the jabberstinky which is bad and the accemerator is totally out of line.  It’ll only cost $1034 to fix.  I asked about [...]

Post Easter.

Last year Easter was a non-event. So it was nice to have a family thing this year.
Soon after Thea and I arrived the family had the festive who-wants-to-talk-to-Granny-on-the-phone-first argument. I believe the Christmas version of this argument left Natalie in tears and a Christmas angel jabbed in someone’s eye. Mom served some [...]

Tony’s Web

For some time now, we’ve had a friendly neighbourhood spider living in our bathroom.  I named him Tony.  He moves from corner to corner, careful not to bother us in the shower.  Minding his own business.  Catching bugs.  Well, we’ve never actually seen him catch anything.  But one assumes.  We pretty much have a Charlotte’s [...]

Dreams

At about 2:30 last night I awoke for a brief bout of explosive diarrhoea. When I got back into bed, I snuggled up against my hot-water-bottle/wife, and I had a moment of I’m-married-to-Thea?-weeeeeeeird.  It happens quite rarely, but sometimes I feel like I’m my 21-year-old self and Thea and I are just friends but in [...]

Saint Patrick

What a relief that it`s finally St. Patrick`s Day. It`s almost like a second Christmas for me. If I wasn`t so busy at work this month I would have posted all of my favourite St. Paddy`s Day memories. Like the time… I was sodomized by a leprechaun. I have no St. [...]

Hitler and Whoopi in the Same Post

Yesterday, Thea cut my hair with the clippers my parents got me for Christmas.  This is the fourth time she has played the barber, and each time she improves and I look less like machete-hacked azalea bush.  After completing her hair masterpiece, I wanted the sides a bit more trim.  Thea refused, not wanting to [...]

A Rather Silly Post

Haven’t much felt like writing.  So I haven’t.
I’ve been balancing work and church stuff and wife time since I came back from the Philippines.  Lots of people have been going on vacation recently.  I’ve been covering the hours and been scheduled for lots of evenings, which is crappy since that’s when Thea’s home.   So [...]