I came across an article about plant names for girls. Since my niece is Lily Rose, I thought I would give it a read. Imagine my surprise when I discovered that Althea is also a plant. Actually, you don’t have to imagine it. I’ll describe my surprise. It went like this: “Hmm. Maybe I could use that tidbit if information to open a new post and then I’ll make fun of how boring the post is.” So it turns out that Althea is the Greek name for marshmallows. The real marshmallows that the Egyptians turned into fluffy white stuff for medicine. Apparently no real relation to our modern-day goodies other than a similar sticky, white appearance. Here’s a picture. Of the flower… not a marshmallow.
Here’s another picture. Of marshmallows, not a flower.
Fascinating. Anyway, on to some interesting news. As most people probably know at this point, Kate is talking. When Thea told me after work yesterday I was so excited. Of course, knowing Kate I don’t know why we’re surprised. I remember back in university she drove me home and then proceeded to talk for like 45 minutes parked on the street outside my house. And I had to pee so badly but I didn’t want to be rude so I crossed my legs and prayed to God that I wouldn’t pee my pants in Kate’s car. Anyway, that’s that. I can’t wait to talk to her.
I thought that perhaps we could designate April 9th “Kate Day.” From now on, on K’Day, children will re-enact the extubation and everyone will wear hospital gowns. Someone will dress as Kate and recite something in Elvish. Then we will all exchange delicious baked goods and be merry.
I missed Kate’s talking.