As I was checking to make sure the doors were locked for the night, as is fitting for the man of the house to do, I heard a rustling by the kitchen window. At first I thought it might be a raccoon and I love their little masked faces so I opened the side door. And there it was. A black cat peeing right in front of me.
I said, “What is this?”
The cat blinked lazily then traipsed off into the dark.
Black cats are bad luck, right? That means a black cat peeing defiantly in front of you must be really bad.